lipby ([info]lipbylipby) wrote,
@ 2009-06-25 08:58:00
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Demolition Derby
Last week the president of our board of directors backed up in our parking lot, clipping two vehicles. She then apparently got nervous, threw her car into reverse, and excitedly hit the gas-- clipping THREE MORE vehicles.

That's right: Our board president was playing demolition derby in our parking lot, smashing a grand total of five vehicles in a span of three seconds.

One of the vehicles included the car of my boss, the Chief Operating Officer, who our board president can't stand.

13 more work hours to go before sweet, sweet unemployment.



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[info]the_sikh_geek
2009-06-25 02:01 pm UTC (link)
It's like your job is a constant metaphor for itself.

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[info]cubicalgirl
2009-06-25 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I hope you leave with some kind of grand FU to the whole place. Kind of like Judd Nelson pumping his fist in the air at the end of Breakfast Club.

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[info]lipbylipby
2009-06-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
There was some air pumping, actually.

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[info]villagecharm
2009-06-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
It's good that things like this are happening now, so you won't be tempted to feel wistful about your job. It's good to have reminders right up to the last minute why you're going to be glad to get the hell out of there.

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[info]lipbylipby
2009-06-29 12:35 am UTC (link)
Not even tempted to have that temptation.

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[info]theballadofyoko
2009-06-25 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I hope one of those cars wasn't mine!

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[info]lipbylipby
2009-06-29 12:35 am UTC (link)
Close but no cigar.

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